Tourists’ Guide to Hell

Location: Can be anywhere people are. Fortunately, there are some uninhabited places on earth as yet. But when you go there, such places are no longer uninhabited.

Access: You don’t have to find it; it finds you. Lucky are you if there is some place you can go to get away from it. Even more lucky if you don’t take it with you.

The Gates: Swing in. Anyone can enter. It takes a precise combination of faith in Jesus Christ and the ordinances of the gospel administered by true servants of Christ to open the gates to get anyone out.

Inhabitants: Most anyone you meet.

Exceptions:

  • All little children.
  • Valiant members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
  • Other people truly seeking to be followers of Christ.
  • People born lacking normal mentality.

Polity: Run strictly by force. Lies used as psychological force, backed up by physical force. Government by “deals”: exchanges of power. Ultimately controlled by Satan and his followers in the Spirit world.

Main Sport: To see who can get the most control over the most people for the longest period of time. Great goal: to control everyone on earth. Some have come close to that goal; many have died trying.

Religion: Self-service. Everyone out to see what he can get for himself. A few are eminently successful. Also a few misfits are to be observed doing good for others with no thought of reward.

Culture: Employment of all artistic and cultural modes to promote carnality (dominion of flesh over spirit), sensuality (dominance of physical senses over conscience) and devilishness (spiritual damnation and degradation).

Program for enlarging GHP (gross hellish product): Teaching children lies and encouraging Latter-day Saints to be critical of those who preside over them.

History: Founded by Cain; extremely active and successful until destroyed by a flood. Re-established by descendants of Noah and has flourished in wars, contentions, bloodshed, strife, crime and tyranny ever since.

Future:  Will be destroyed again in a few years. By fire.

Most interesting phenomenon: The chains. The chains of hell are false traditions of men: fathers, priests, professors, doctors, lawyers, historians, economists, presidents, etc. Everyone is tangled in them except babies and a few humble people who refuse to believe or obey anyone except Jesus Christ.

Principal rival: Zion, but it comes and goes, and is always small. Zion is only nibbling at hell so far in this dispensation. Zion lacks power today because many members of the true church are in the chains as yet.

Principle achievements: Has succeeded in preventing the replenishing of the earth. Has kept most humans in slavery ever since its founding. Perpetual source of war, misery, disease and ignorance. Enjoying great prosperity under the names “Socialism” and “Communism” in modern times.

Biggest problems: Babies, and true Latter-day Saints.

Sources of Power: Universities, governments, most churches, armies, navies, and “society.”

Lingua franca:  Money

Traveler’s Warning: Get out before the fire comes.

Tip to missionaries: Look for the misfits.

Warning to missionaries: As soon as you find all the misfits, the roof will fall in.

(P.S. For a more extended description, open your eyes.)